Travel Brochure Terms and Interpretations
There is an art in writing travel brochures, as well as a matching art in reading them.Without wishing to suggest that the following translations always apply, you might find the following terms to be of wry amusement...
Brochure Term |
Translation |
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Old world charm |
No bath |
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Tropical |
Rainy |
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Majestic setting |
A long way from town |
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Options galore |
Nothing is included in the itinerary |
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Secluded hideaway |
Impossible to find or get to |
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Pre-registered rooms |
Already occupied |
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Explore on your own |
Pay for it yourself |
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Knowledgeable trip hosts |
They've flown before |
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No extra fees |
No extras |
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Nominal charge |
Outrageous charge |
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Standard |
Substandard |
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Deluxe |
Standard |
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Superior |
Two free shower caps |
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All the amenities |
One free shower cap |
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Plush |
Top and bottom sheets |
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Gentle breezes |
Gale-force winds |
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Light and airy |
No air conditioning |
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Picturesque |
Theme park nearby |
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Open bar |
Free ice cubes |
