Indochina Pioneer Private Day Tours

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Travel Brochure Terms and Interpretations

Travel Brochure Terms and Interpretations

There is an art in writing travel brochures, as well as a matching art in reading them.Without wishing to suggest that the following translations always apply, you might find the following terms to be of wry amusement...

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The Tourist Prayer

The Tourist Prayer

Oh heavenly father look down on us your humble obedient servants doomed to travel this earth taking photograph, mailing postcards and walking around in drip dry underwear. We beseech thee oh Jesus to see that our plane is not hijacked or luggage not lost and our overweight baggage goes unnoticed.

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The Incidential Tourist

The Incidential Tourist

There are incidental tourists, accidental tourists and those who should never travel at all. Having been in the travel industry for over 20 years, I can tell you that the customer isn't always right, is sometimes outright wrong, and occasionally deserves to be bitten on the nose......

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Comparing Hanoi and Saigon

Comparing Hanoi and Saigon

An amusing way to compare Hanoi and Saigon, to some corners of life. Enjoy!

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Where are we going?

Where are we going?

An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes....

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Funny train story

Funny train story

How I ended up on a train in Vietnam at 3am with The Snorer

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Car Company Names

Car Company Names

Travel jokes and humor about automobiles, vacations, tourists, staying at hotels, going on trips, traffic signs, visiting foreign countries, and much more!

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The River Girl

The River Girl

Than Le dips her paddle idly into the murky water of the Thu Bon River and gazes across the glassy surface towards her home. She looks at the young couple seated nervously in the front of the boat and smiles at them. They smile back, and then glance at each other as if seeking reassurance that this small gesture has been the correct thing to do. She watches in amusement at their unspoken conversation

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Haircut before a trip

Haircut before a trip

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome.

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Murphy's Travel Laws

Murphy's Travel Laws

Not to be confused with Muphry's law. Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". Lets check out some fun jokes about Frequent Flyers...

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Don't do while driving

Don't do while driving

The below jokes are just for entertainment purposes only We do not suggest any of the below driving rules to any extent. In fact, driving should be taken seriously at all times;

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